ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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