Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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