My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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