Sry I called you an 8
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
