Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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