he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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