god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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