i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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