Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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