this just has baby written all over it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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