I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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