so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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