And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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