Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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