did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize