She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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