these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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