You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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