You work out of a Hotel?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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