ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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