only if we run a train.
done.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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