well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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