Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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