i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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