super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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