his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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