Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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