Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just googled if crying burns calories
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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