So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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