I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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