idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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