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(301): View more from Maryland

White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.

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(720): View more from Colorado

have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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(585): View more from New York

im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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(435): View more from Utah

She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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(954): View more from Florida

Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.

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