She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just cropdusted the office
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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