i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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