Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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