Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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