Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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