how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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