Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
3 2 1 whiskey
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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