If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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