No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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