Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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