My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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