Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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