ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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