Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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