North Korea, Best Korea!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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