I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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