oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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