Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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