Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize