I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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