Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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